yeah sex is cool but have you tried not leaving your bed or communicating with the outside world for 3 days straight
— DUCK (@DuckFanAccount) December 11, 2017
Yeah sex is cool but have you ever tried listening to the crunchy noise it makes when you step in the snow
— I Said What I Said (@haikatte) December 3, 2017
Yeah sex is cool but have you ever had cereal @3 fucking 21 in the morning?
— King Nino ?? (@nino_xcv) December 3, 2017
yeah sex is cool but have you ever been sarcastic with somebody and they respond with even more sarcasm
— pau (@ppaulinaa_) December 7, 2017
yeah sex is cool but have you ever gotten a text back
— alexander (@whosalexander) December 9, 2017
yeah sex is cool but have you ever had a professor who rounds up when calculating final grades?
— ECU Professor (@ECUProfessor) December 7, 2017
Sex is great but have you ever fallen into a deep sleep after a massive cry
— Shauna ? (@shaunabellew) December 10, 2017
Yeah sex is cool but have you ever found a 20 dollar bill in your pocket ?
— KK? (@kaee_reed) December 8, 2017
yeah sex is cool but have you ever seen the waiter at olive garden coming to your table with the breadsticks
— anthony (@xForcades) December 10, 2017
yeah sex is cool and all but have you ever opened the microwave at the last second so the timer doesnt go off so you feel like you just defused a bomb in a movie
— Ghost (@KillianTrill_) December 8, 2017
yes sex is cool but have you ever been watching vine compilations and seen a vine you’ve never watched before
— emma 98 (@MORTALBRlCKS) December 9, 2017
Yeah sex is good but have you ever gotten into an argument and managed to not stutter when making a strong, valid point that will finish them?
— Cardi Ji (@SimranGhandial) December 9, 2017
Yeah sex is cool, but have you ever tried drinking water?
— Joseph Urban (@hondadeal4vets) December 10, 2017
you: sex and all is cool
me, an intellectual: but have you ever mixed up 2 joke formats and ruined both of them?
— shruti (@shrutithenaik) December 13, 2017
sex is cool but have you ever tried arguing with a stranger for hours in the mentions of someone who doesn’t know either of you and doesn’t give a shit about the argument
— Saladin Ahmed (@saladinahmed) December 13, 2017
ya sex is cool but have you ever taken a final that was exactly like the review?
— Adam Palmer (@Palmer_4) December 13, 2017
yeah sex is great but have you ever deleted all the alarms for classes once you finish the semester?
— New Year, Same Dumb Logie (@loganbouma) December 13, 2017
yeah sex is cool but have you ever received emotional support from a like minded individual who wants to be a part of your growth and development.
— augustus (@proxactears) December 9, 2017
yeah sex is cool but have you ever called a dog from another room and you hear his paws hitting the floor as he runs towards you?
— tweeterman ??? (@__JonathanJay) December 10, 2017
sex is good and all but have you ever got your shift covered by the first person you texted
— omae wa mou shindeiru (@kckartch) December 9, 2017
yea sex is cool but have you ever pulled out a full piece of crab leg meat
— auntie cleo (@cleopatrasoul6) December 13, 2017
Yea sex is cool but have you ever taken a deep inhale with your nose after days of not being able to breathe through it?
— Kay-gan (@kaegann) December 11, 2017
Yeah sex is cool but have you ever hit the submit button on Turn it In after working on a paper for 12 hours?
— layniebug (@malaynap) December 13, 2017
sure sex is great but have you ever had a man say you’re wrong about something and you’re like ??♀️ “ok,” even tho you know you’re right and they google it and then say “you’re right,” and you say, “i know.”
— ktkins (@voldemortsbicep) December 13, 2017