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I’m Treating This Divorce As A Chance to Start Life Completely From Scratch

Treating This Divorce

 

Thanks For Letting Me Crash On Your Couch!

Thanks For Letting Me Crash On Your Couch!

 

At The Rate I’m Going, I’m Never Going To Be Rich

At The Rate I'm Going, I'm Never Going To Be Rich

 

Aw Perfect! With All The Years We’ve Been Together, I Can Recognize Your Tears Of Joy Anywhere!

All The Years We've Been Together

 

This Comic Is Dedicated To The Loving Memory Of Roids-Man

This Comic Is Dedicated To The Loving Memory Of Roids-Man

 

He Wasn’t The family Dog, Jared. He Was My Dog.

He Wasn't The family Dog,Jared. He Was My Dog.

 

Dude Fact: Every Lucid Dream Turns Into A Wet Dream

Dude Fact: Every Lucid Dream Turns Into A Wet Dream

 

The Crosswalk Said “Don’t Walk” Are You Blind?

The Crosswallk Said "Don't Walk" Are You Blind?

 

I Hope People Of The Future Disagree With Your Bullshit Political Opinions, Man.

I Hope People Of The Future Disagree With Your Bullshit Political Opinions, Man.

 

Why Did She Have To Tell Me The Good News At Gunpoints?

Why Did She Have To Tell Me The Good News At Gunpoints?

 

If Our Son Saw Us, The Poor Kid Would Think We’re Back Together!

If Our Son Saw Us, The Poor Kid Would Think We're Back Together!

 

Nothing Helps One Cope With The Reality Of Death Like Some Creative Role-Playing.

Nothing Helps One Cope With The Reality Of Death Like Some Creative Role-Playing.

 

Jeff Decided This Would Be The Last Time He’d Cheat On His Wife.

Jeff Decided This Would Be The Last Time He'd Cheat On His Wife.

 

What A Coincidence! As Soon As Dad Counted To Three, Grandma Walked Through The Door!

Grandma Walked Through The Door

 

We Thought Maybe If We Got Him Drunk, Polygamist Pete Would Listen.

We Thought Maybe If We Got Him Durnk, Polygamist Pete Would Listen.

 

So Far My Pick-Up Line Have Failed To Win Back My Ex.

So Far My Pick-Up Line Have Failed To Win Back My Ex.

 

Lisa Agreed To The Second Date As Long As I Didn’t Attempt Another Kidnapping.

Lisa Agreed To The Second Date As Long As I Didn't Attempt Another Kidnapping.

 

Cupid Vs Hunting

 

Cupid Vs Hunting

 

It’s Not Technically Premature If It Happens According To Plan.

It's Not Technically Premature If It Happens According To Plan.

 

Jeff Became Known As The “Guy Who Tried To Blame the Burnt Toast On Brenda” Guy.

Guy Who Tried To Blame the Burnt Toast On Brenda

 

He Responded Better Than Expected To My Wanting A Divorce.

He Responded Better Than Expected To My Wanting A Divorce.

 

Gar Invent Recorded History.

Gar Invent Recorded History.

 

This Isn’t Sexist. In The Future Most Clothing Is Programmed To Fold Itself.

This Isn't Sexist. In The Future Most Clothing Is Programmed To Fold Itself.

 

It’s Too Hard, Doc. Hypnotize Me To Forget She Exists.

It's Too Hard, Doc. Hypnotize Me To Forget She Exists.

 

Feeling Just A Tad Insecure About My Wife’s New Fantasy

Feeling Just A Tad Insecure About My Wife's New Fantasy

 

I Had No Idea My New Hardwood Floors Would Be Such A Distraction From My Sweet Tits.

I Had No Idea My New Hardwood Floors Would Be Such A Distraction From My Sweet Tits.

 

Pastor Bill Had A Hard Time Keeping His Mind Off Work.

Pastor Bill Had A Hard Time Keeping His Mind Off Work.

 

Soon Santa Would Visit Us Twice Every Year.

Soon Santa Would Visit Us Twice Every Year.

 

With Halloween Over, We Get To Do Christmas Things!

With Halloween Over, We Get To Do Christmas Things!

 

I Was Sixteen When I Lost My Virginity. How About You?

I Was Sixteen When I Lost My Virginity. How About You?

 

Honey, I Found Gay Porn Magazines Under Little Kevin’s Bed.

Honey, I Found Gay Porn Magazines Under Little Kevin's Bed.

 

The Polite Alternative To A Brown Paper Bag.

The Polite Alternative To A Brown Paper Bag.

 

This Would Be A Lot Less Terrifying If I Actually Had A Kid

This Would Be A Lot Less Terrifying If I Actually Had A Kid

 

Nobody Talks About The Tender Side Of Kidnapping

Nobody Talks About The Tender Side Of Kidnapping

 

Chad Is Fast, But The Amnesia Makes Him Faster

Chad Is Fast, But The Amnesia Makes Him Faster

 

Observant Man

Observant Man

 

You Know, This Is Going To Be My First One Night Stand

You Know, This Is Going To Be My First One Night Stand

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